Steam Valve

Steam Valve is a unicorn NPC who can be found in front of the train station in Cantermore. He plays a part in the tutorial quest for unicorns.

Dialogue

"You know what I love? When the train does exactly what it's supposed to do and nothin' special happens and no ponies come up to me and ask stupid questions. I love that."
"You wanna what? Try on my hat? Maybe if you take a few years in college and get an engineering degree, maybe then. Yeah, that’s what it takes to wear this."
"You can be impressed."
"Yeah yeah, my name’s got nothin to do with the size of my behind, trust me. It’s just Bruce to you."
"No, I can’t ‘Do the Locomotion’. Stop asking me that."
"Yeah? What do you want?"
"I’m on break, pony. Hassle somebody else."
"I’ve had a long day, arright? What is it?"
"I could use a nice cuppa joe right about now."
"I’m an engineer. That means I solve problems."
"I’m not the guy who hole-punches your tickets, that’s the conductor. Go pester him."